Punk

This is a particularly interesting linguistic challenge for those with a bit of daring, elan, spunk or even just for kicks on an autumn morning. For as long as possible, use only the words "concur" and "indeed", and nothing else. It's actually quite easy. For example;

[phone rings]

Punk - Indeed?
Caller - Hello????
Punk - Concur
Caller - That you Punk?
Punk - Indeed
Caller - Let's go to the pub tonite
Punk - Concur
Caller - Righto, see you around 10pm
Punk - Indeed

As you can see, it's completely workable and in fact can completely replace the majority of your vocabulary in most situations. Of course that's a simple phone call, surely it will get very complicated at work, in a high powered business environment?

Boss - Punk, where's that report?
Punk - Indeed
Boss - I need it for my meeting in half an hour!
Punk - Concur
Boss - e-mail it to me when you're done!
Punk - Indeed

Get the picture? It's completely appropriate in practically any situation, and makes a great deal more sense than most nonsense we spout on a daily basis. What's more, women love it;

Woman - Punk, we have to talk, I'm thinking of leaving you
Punk - Concur.
Woman - What?? Hang on, what do you mean.....have you stopped loving me?
Punk - Indeed.
Woman - I feel ugly - would you like a blowjob?
Punk - Concur

A word of caution - there is one situation where this challenge proves problematic - when accosted by a large homosexual in a dance club.

Homosexual - Righto get those pants off

At this stage, a well seasoned linguist may escape with his arse intact. However, it is risky and should only be attempted by experienced veterans.