Lord Harry Flashman (VC)

(Dated 07/15/2001)

Dear Aunty Val,

I'm really racked off - I like to go sea fishing with me mates and sometimes we indulge in a bit of fist fighting for a laugh. Well - almost everytime one of the great gallah's knock me off the boat, a bloody shark pops up and the whacker bites me like a half starved dingo. It wouldn't bother me but each time the shark spits me out and says I taste like 'boiled arse'. Have you any suggestions?
　
AUNTY VAL SAYS: Aunty Val always smells good and tastes good. I suggest you try this recipe for ajilimojili (puerto rican cilantro sauce) and smother yourself in it before fishing trips:

2 mediums Onion(s), quartered 5 Garlic clove(s) 1 Green bell pepper, Cored, seeded, diced 12 Cachucha peppers * Stemmed and seeded or 3 tablespoons Diced red bell pepper 1 bunch Cilantro Washed and stemmed 5 Culentro leaves * Or a little more cilantro 1 teaspoon Dried oregano 1 cup Extra-virgin olive oil ½ cup Red wine vinegar Salt and pepper

It will make you taste less worst than you do right now.

Good luck – LITTLE MAN!

Val